Position: Pitch(pipe), Mystical Older Man

Major: EP&E

Interests: Talking, gesticulating, more talking

Favorite Quote: "Great success!” - Yixiao

Favorite Cat Memory: Dune bashing in the deserts of Qatar

Position: Business Manager

Major: Conjuring, Spellcraft, and Illusions

Interests: Oil painting outdoors, playing pickleball, and titrating the bile of a river toad into a solution of Gilgamesh’s seed to enhance one’s levitative capabilities.

Favorite Quote: "Jesters do oft prove prophets.” Alternatively, “Jesters do oft make profits.”

Favorite Cat Memory: Conjuring a yodeling ghoul to sing with us in the Swiss Alps.

Position: President & Head Rush Manager

Major: Seahawks fan

Interests: Poetry, fine wine, leather chairs, desks of a deep rich mahogany

Favorite Quote: “They’d say no sloppy steaks, but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water.”

Favorite Cat Memory: Singing "Golden Slumbers" on the Great Wall of China

Position: Performance Manager, 3rd Base

Major: Theater, Dance and Performance Studies & Political Science

Interests: Spider-Man and Chocolate Peanut Butter Ice Cream

Favorite Quote: “Mary, would you like to emancipate the proclamations?” - Abraham Lincoln

Favorite cat memory: Drinking mystery liquid from that weird goblet

Position: Publicity Manager, HG, WG

Major: English

Interests: Frozen grapes, musical theater, avoiding ops in L&B

Favorite Quote: "If it all goes south, it was a lot of fun" - Sammy Rae

Favorite Cat Memory: Climbing the Great Wall of China in sickness and in health (but mainly sickness)

Position: Assistant Pitch, The Oracle

Major: English and something else

Interests: Subtext, judgement, The Hunger Games, poetry, kindness, swag

Favorite Quote: “It feels like somebody… WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!” — Spongebob Squarepants

Favorite cat memory: Joining the Cats and feeling loved and welcomed by everyone!! 😊😍

Position: Assistant Business Manager

Position: Rush Manager, Executive Kitten

Major: Global Affairs

Interests: Cheese and Beach Volleyball

Favorite Quote: “But Ja-haaaaan” - Lyle

Favorite Cat Memory: Apple Pie Baking with the Cats

Position: Rush Manager & Resident Hotshot

Major: Deal

Interests: Freshwater Fish Keeping, Gaius Cassius Longinus, Jazz

Favorite Quote: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" — Derek Zoolander

Favorite Cat Memory: Falling into a ditch while chasing a lion during a South African Safari. All the other Alley Cats pointed and laughed. Ryann will never forgive them.

Position: Rush Manager, Social Chair

Position: Backflip Manager

Major: Theater Studies

Interests: Cheese and Beach Volleyball

Favorite Quote: “My-my-my girl”

Favorite Cat Memory: Jet-skiing in Miami

Position: [REDACTED]

Major: Theater, History, & [REDACTED]

Official Nickname: Hellbender

Interests: [REDACTED], [REDACTED], Ben Platt and [REDACTED]

Favorite Cat Memory: Singing [REDACTED], which led to [REDACTED]

Position: Pitch Emeritus

Major: Global Affairs

Interests: Opera, soccer, dogs

Fav quote: “Per aspera ad astra!” - Some roman guy

Fav memory: Hiking the gorgeous mountains in Switzerland :)

Position: Business Manager Emeritus

Major: Ginger Studies

Interests: Triathlons, free charcuterie boards, golden retrievers

Favorite Quote: "Too much of a good thing can be great."

Favorite Cat Memory: Buying gummy worms on the top of Table Mountain after an intense hike up

Position: President Emeritus

Major: Theater, Dance and Performance Studies & Political Science

Interests: Tap dancing and Caamp

Favorite Quote: “Gooood”

Favorite cat memory: Bellyflopping into the Breckenridge snow after sitting in a hot tub

Position: HG Emeritus, Guiding Light

Major: Political Science

Interests: Blessing hearts

Favorite Quote: Dum spiro, Spero (while I breath I hope) and Que sera, sera (what will be, will be)

Favorite Cat Memory: Please don’t make me choose just one!

Position: HTM Emeritus, Short King 👑

Major: Isolation, because I, in fact, don't Noah guy.

Interests: Looking for people to be in a band with, tweaking a sample until auditory perfection, and bingeing K-Dramas

Favorite Quote: "And I did it, maiayahaiaiahahaaahay waeaeaey" - micahslidatra

Favorite Cat Memory: Finding our feline doppelgangers on the streets of Istanbul

Position: Performance Manager Emeritus

Major: Computing and the Arts (so I can both develop and be replaced by AI)

Interests: Hosting game shows

Favorite Quote: “Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time.”

Favorite cat memory: Learning to ski down the Breckenridge slopes with the Alley Cats